Corrupt A Wish

Quite simple idea, really. The user above posts something they want and the person below "corrupts" (as by the title) the wish by saying that they get it but there's something amiss about it.

EG:

I wish my lamp worked.

Granted, but now it's 100000 Watt.

Start. I wish Metal Gear Solid 4 wasn't the end of Solid Snake and Hideo Kojima.

Granted, but you won't live to see the next game.

I wish Obama didn't go to socialism

Wish granted, now he is a rapper.

I wish I could see my pals in Australia again.

Granted, but you only see them once a decade.

I wish my computer wasn't Vista 64 bit.

Wish granted, its now 1.6 bit. (Does that exist!?)

I wish FireFox would stop being lazy and boot up faster.

It does now, but it close itself at the same time.

ZOMFG, I wish Open Arena would work for meh. ;_;

Quote :

Wish granted, its now 1.6 bit. (Does that exist!?)

It does, but not for modern processors.

Wish granted, now it replaces all the textures and sounds with pink fluffy bunnies.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

Granted, but your monitor will self-destruct



I wish GlaDOS from Portal wasn't a psychopath.

Granted, now she's too nice it's worse than what Political Correctness will come to in years to come.

I wish Sonic was more popular because of better game quality.

wish granted, but there so high maintenance nothing can run them.

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but instead of making you "faint" after an attack, they actually kill you.

I wish I could fly.

Now you can, but you have to listen to 200 of RickRoll's at 500 decibels.

I wish I could sprite faster.

Granted, but now they're all crap quality.

I wish I was a Lucario.

Wish granted, your a toy Lucario.

I wish I had more ideas for wishes.

Wish granted, but they're all considered "cheap" or "bad".

I wish that Gordon Brown wasn't a British Prime Minister who done practically nothing good.

Granted, now he is the USA president and is leading the USA into its death.

I wish I had a really good forum.

Y'know, because I don't live in the US of A, I wouldn't be that much bothered until the credit crunch came in.

Ah well. Anyways:

Granted, but everyone there is considered a n00b and so flamewars are common from them all calling each other.

I wish interplanetary space travel is possible.